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Salut à tous, J'ai suivi avec intérêt l'énorme débat philosophique qu'a généré mon post, qui au départ n'avait pour seule ambition que de vous faire sourire, comme moi sur le moment. Je ne peux vous répondre individuellement. Je dis juste merci à tous ceux qui ont bien voulu me soutenir. Pour ceux qui me disent d'écarter les cuisses et de fermer ma gueule, je leur conseille l'usage de femmes en plastique, qui ne leur prendront pas la tête avec leurs états d'âme. Je ne tomberai pas dans le débat stérile de vous laisser juger de la justesse de la fréquence de nos ébats. Je constate juste une différence entre nos envies, sans juger que l'un soit plus normal que l'autre (j'ai dis qu'il était trop demandeur "A MON GOUT") !). Selon certains, monsieur a donc tout à fait le droit d'aller voir ailleurs, car sa vilaine compagne se refuse à son devoir conjugal ? Mais a quel siècle vous vivez ?! Je sais bien qu'il s'agit d'un problème, et nous en sommes tous deux assez tristes. Mais je trouve qu'il est déjà difficile de trouver un partenaire avec lequel on soit bien, avec qui on se comprend, qui a la même philosophie de vie, les mêmes trips et, surtout, que l'on aime sincèrement, pour devoir tout arrêter pour un problème de sexe. Chacun fait des efforts, on essaye de trouver comment améliorer la chose, et puis voila. Je ne sais pas si je regretterai dans 60ans ce temps où mon corps rendait fous les hommes (en tout cas le mien), mais ce qui est sur c'est que je garde la conviction qu'un couple est avant tout une histoire d'amour, et que le sexe doit rester dans le même esprit, bien loin des personnes qui se forcent de peur que leur partenaire aille voir ailleurs (je me demande bien qui leur a mis cette idée dans la tête, hein, les vilains au fond de la salle !). Sur ce bon vent ! Si vous avec des idées pour rebooster ma sex life (sans le chien !), j'attends vos posts ;-)