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By jooba - 29/11/2016 00:50
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By ugofjm - 11/12/2016 21:41 - France
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Hey tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la VDM! Déjà ça fait trop plaisir de voir que ma VDM a été publiée, merci beaucoup, ça donne un sens à mon malheur haha Je me suis créé un compte après avoir écrit la VDM c'est donc pour ça que le pseudo est différent et j'espère que VDM va bien capter que c'est moi l'auteur enfin bref :) J'aimerais donner quelques précisions sur ce qu'il s'est passé parce que avec seulement 300 caractères je n'allais pas pouvoir tout expliquer alors voilà la suite : Mon petit frère est heureusement encore petit et n'a donc pas beaucoup de force, ce qui fait que je me suis seulement ouvert le poignet (ça fait mal certes mais j'aurais pu VRAIMENT me faire amputer la main si mon frère y avait mis toute sa force). J'ai quand même été conduit aux urgences par mon voisin parce que je saignais beaucoup (mon frère et moi étions seuls à la maison a ce moment-là et je n'ai pas le permis) tandis que sa fille gardait mon frère (elle n'a heureusement pas fait la même erreur que moi). J'ai tout de même gagné quelques points de suture et une grosse engueulade de la part de mes parents qui ont pas mal flippé, surtout quand mon voisin les a appelés et leur a raconté l'histoire dans les moindres détails. Finalement ils étaient à la maison quand je suis rentrée de l'hôpital et je peux vous dire que mon frère et moi avons passé un sale quart d'heure (lui pour son idée stupide et moi pour avoir été aussi irresponsable). Bon le bilan c'est qu'on s'est pas mal foutu de ma gueule mais je le prends bien (mais ça fait mal vous pouvez me croire) et disons que j'ai retenu quelque chose ce jour-là : ne plus JAMAIS jouer au docteur avec mon petit frère. Et surement pas les yeux fermés. bref voilà tout ce qu'il s'est passé, merci pour vos commentaires qui m'ont beaucoup fait rire, les drôles comme les moins drôles! #3 si, on a un chat :') #27 non je n'ai pas d'enfant je te rassure aha je n'ai que 17 ans #28 j'ai toujours mes 2 mains heureusement haha #32 non c'était un couteau qui coupe bien malheureusement :/ #33 non pas d'autres enfants, mais on a un chat, et merci pour ce conseil je vais certainement l'appliquer dès cette nuit :)