jiko92i

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About Jiko92i

Passionné par la psychologie comportemental, aime être à l'écoute des gens et faire de mon mieux pour les aider donc si t'as besoin d'une oreille je suis là ?
En bref moi c'est Walid, 19 yo, je suis pas quelqu'un qui me prend la tête et j'adore délirer !
Sinon je suis militaire au sein de l'armée de terre au 1 er régiment d'infanterie de Sarrebourg ??
Parce que c'est plus qu'un métier #sengager
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Bonjour à tous ! Waaaah, ma VDM publiée ! Au moins un bon côté à cette histoire :-) Pour vous mettre dans le contexte, on avait une discussion passionnée (pour ne pas dire qu'on s'engueulait) quand il m'a dit qu'il y avait un truc qu'il aimait pas chez moi, mais qu'il osait pas me le dire. Après dix minutes de torture, il m'a dit "Ben, le matin, t'as mauvaise haleine." Et je parle bien de quand on se réveille des cacas plein les yeux et la bouche pâteuse, pas le matin après le lavage de dents (vu dans les commentaires). Qui a mauvaise haleine après s'être lavé les dents ?? J'ai d'abord cru qu'il se foutait un peu de ma gueule, et en fait non, il était très sérieux. J'ai donc également sorti le caca "Mais t'es au courant que je fais caca des fois ? Même que ça sent mauvais !" Vient ensuite le "Et tes exs, elles avaient toutes une haleine de printemps au réveil ?" "Ben honnêtement, j'ai aucun souvenir de mauvaise haleine avec elles...". Donc là j'ai un peu eu envie de le re-torturer. Je lui ensuite fait remarqué que lui-même ne sentait pas la rose... "Ah mais je sais !". Là je savais plus trop quoi dire devant tant de connerie. Surtout que je sais que j'ai (il a, nous avons tous) mauvaise haleine le matin, et que du coup je lui saute pas dessus pour lui lécher la gueule, au contraire. J'ai aussi toujours une bouteille d'eau pour rincer un peu ma bouche avant de m'approcher de lui (désolée les filles, hors de questions que je me lève avant pour me transformer en princesse, j'aime trop mon lit). C'est d'ailleurs déjà arrivé qu'il me force à lui faire un bisous parce que je voulais pas ("Mais rooh, moi aussi j'ai mauvaise haleine, on s'en fiche, je veux mon bisous !!"). Sinon, merci pour les messages de soutien, pour les messages me disant que j'avais surement un souci (j'ai consulté avidement Doctissimo, et je pense avoir un cancer généralisé niveau 400) :-) Mais pour reprendre un commentaire, j'ai en effet l'impression d'être une espèce rare d'être humain défectueux. Sérieusement, qui n'a pas mauvaise haleine au réveil ?? Bon allez, fin du roman ! Bonne journée à tous, bon week-end, lavez-vous bien les dents surtout, ça sauve des relations ! (ou pas...)