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By Sam - 31/03/2015 03:39
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By Sam - 31/03/2015 03:39
By margueritebleue - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France
By Goodnight - 31/03/2015 20:47 - France - Villeurbanne
By failletemporelle - 01/04/2015 14:22 - France - Issy-les-moulineaux
By wingardiumlevioooosa - 01/04/2015 21:11 - France - Lyon
By Anonyme - 02/04/2015 15:05 - France - Illkirch
By saranou777 - 02/04/2015 16:34 - France
By biboune - 02/04/2015 18:47 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By Anonyme - 02/04/2015 20:15 - France - Toulouse
By arjhog - 03/04/2015 05:48 - France
By Grotas - 03/04/2015 06:06 - France
By cacapipipopo - 03/04/2015 10:49 - Réunion
By bouhou - 03/04/2015 11:04
By FeeLibellule - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Talence
By Okwood - 04/04/2015 16:38 - France - L'huisserie
En fait j'avais mis 4-5 episodes de 40 minutes chacuns environ, la série c'est Hannibal, comme le film mais en série :p
By Nahmeho! - 04/04/2015 22:17 - France - Illkirch
By grosseetmoche - 05/04/2015 12:32 - France - Strasbourg
By Anonyme - 05/04/2015 16:41 - France - Chambéry
By Anonyme - 05/04/2015 17:37 - France - Courbevoie
By Zou - 05/04/2015 21:20 - France - Limoges
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm! Très honnêtement surprise mais pas trop d'avoir été publié.. C'était une bonne grosse et valable VDM! Pour ceux qui se questionnent sur ma réaction: elle a été quasi nulle tant sa remarque m'a déconcertée dans un premier temps!!! Dans ce supermarché les caddies sont un peu complexes à détacher... Je ne sais pas pourquoi mais c'est comme ça! En revanche laissez moi vous dire qu'il s'est senti assez merdeux, parce que le supermarché n'étant pas énorme, je l'ai croisé dans tous les rayons pendant une demi heure...! Il ne s'est pas excusé bien entendu, par contre il ne m'a plus JAMAIS regardé dans les yeux! Enfin, je ne suis pas féministe, donc je ne suis pas non plus montée sur mes grands chevaux, et malheureusement je suis consciente que de nos jours, encore beaucoup d'hommes pensent comme ce gars. De plus, je suis du genre à ruminer ma repartie pendant trois semaines, mais sur le coup rien n'est venu avec la surprise!!!! ????