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By désolée. - 07/10/2012 10:23 - France - Paris
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Hello, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! Pour beaucoup qui se sont demandés la réaction de mon patron, sachez que ce dernier a bien rigolé, et qu'il m'a répliqué "une belle prime en fin de mois! " (sur le ton humoristique bien sûr, il n'est pas du tout du genre à faire marcher ses employés à la carotte) Et pour les autres qui disent que les patrons ne font pas exception à la politesse, je tiens à dire que je suis bien d'accord avec eux, mais que en l’occurrence le mien est on ne peut plus poli, et que les occasions où je pourrais lui ressortir un "Et le mot magique?" sont (heureusement) plus que rares!
By Cocu...mais jai acheté le pain. - 27/01/2013 18:01 - France - Notre-dame-de-gravenchon
Hey! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, bien contente et surprise qu'elle ait été publiée! :D Cette anecdote est en réalité arrivée à mon meilleur ami d'enfance, à qui on a réellement eu l'idée d'offrir littéralement 20 balais pour ses 20 ans. Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, on a tous trouvé un balai différent pour une utilité unique: le balais customisé tordu version nimbus 2000, le récure chiottes, le récure tuyaux, la brosse à cheveux, le balais normal, le balais de jardin, le mini balais pour nettoyer les balais... Heureusement, on lui a offert tous de vrais cadeaux par la suite! Merci à vous pour vos commentaires :) Cam