Creepax
By mybabyblues - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, one of you was right.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
By mybabyblues - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By SoRomantic - 30/01/2012 14:24 - Reserved
Coucou tout le monde ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM =) Alors pour répondre à vos questions : Non, ce n'est pas un geek, il joue quand il a le temps, c'est à dire pas très souvent, en raison de ses études. Ensuite, la citation c'était : "Tant qu'un homme n'a pas découvert quelque chose pour laquelle il serait prêt à mourir, il n'est pas à même de vivre" (belle citation d'ailleurs). Alors évidemment, c'est trop mignon, puisqu'il ne me l'a pas dit dans le contexte du jeu. Sorti du contexte, c'était romantique, mais quand je lui ai demandé d'où il la sortait et qu'il m'a répondu que c'était dans Call of, j'ai quand même bien rigolé, même si je ne l'ai pas du tout mal pris ! (et enfin: oui j'ai de la chance qu'il pense à moi quand il joue à Call of, je pense que les mecs comme ça sont rares :p)
Petite précision pour les gens qui pensent que je devrais me mettre au régime, je précise que je fais 1m64 pour 58 kg... Même si je suis pas là de poser dans des magazines de mode, je suis vraiment pas à me plaindre au niveau de mon poids !!! 3 solutions s'offrent donc à moi: il a été méchant gratuitement, il aimerait que je perde les 2kg pris pendant les fêtes, ou alors il n'aime VRAIMENT PAS cette chanson...! En tout cas, ça nous a permis un bon fou rire (je suis pas [trop] rancunière) et une VDM validée ! ;)