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By AdemarEUSEBIOU - 07/12/2013 22:10 - France
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By AdemarEUSEBIOU - 07/12/2013 22:10 - France
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By Platypus8622 - 18/12/2013 13:04 - France
Hello, tous ! Au vu de tous ces commentaires bien marrants, je ne peux m'empêcher de vous donner le détail : Eh oui, à cause de la contrainte de longueur des VDM, je n'ai pas pu vous en dire plus, mais la vraie histoire est encore mieux, je ne savais plus si je devais rire ou pleurer à la fin de cette journée là ... Donc, nous sommes en plein devoir, et une élève m'interpelle. Je m'approche, et elle me montre cette fameuse flèche, en me demandant "Msieur, c'est bien moustache, qu'il faut mettre, là ?" Désespéré, je lui dis ironiquement, "Oui oui, et là c'est Sourcil" ... Je commençais déjà à paniquer quand j'ai vu qu'elle me prenait au sérieux, quand tout à coup je vois sa voisine de table, empressée, qui prend son effaceur pour enlever de sa copie les noms "Lénine" et "Staline" qu'elle avait bien trouvés ! Faut que j'arrête, j'ai tendance parfois à être un peu ironique quand je parle à mes élèves, parfois pour le plaisir de la blague, mais vous ne pouvez pas imaginer le nombre d'élèves qui ne saisissent pas le 2nd degré ...
By dhskakd - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 22/12/2013 08:42 - France - Roissy-en-brie
By Anonyme - 22/12/2013 15:03 - France - Brunoy
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :D (je n'étais pas connecté au moment où je l'ai soumise). Donc tout d'abord, mon père n'est pas un tyran... enfin un petit peu si vous pensez que prendre de l'argent pour des douches qui dépassent 5 minutes n'est pas normal (pour moi c'est n'est PAS normal). Enfin bref, il m'a toujours puni bizarrement mais là, j'ai trouve ça un peu abusé quand même et j'ai pensé que sur VDM cela ferait une drôle d'anecdote. Et apparemment j'avais raison ! :) Mon bulletin n'était pas si mauvais que ça mais j'avais quelques petits bavardages dans certaines matières alors ça ne lui a pas trop plu... Sa punition m'a beaucoup fait rire mais si j'étais un peu dégoûté au début, surtout que l'année dernière, c'est mon frère qui a mangé au moins 10 de mes chocolats (dont le 24..). On en rigolera dans quelques années et je pense qu'il me le rendra dans quelques jours. Voilà merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ! :) (c'est ma 4ème VDM publiée, je suis trop heureux) :D