Le déni
By heymee - 02/09/2014 07:33 - France
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You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
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You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By heymee - 02/09/2014 07:33 - France
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'ai pu voir vos nombreux commentaires et j'ai bien rigolé. Je tenais à m'excuser pour la petite faute de frappe :) Ensuite je tenais à préciser certaines choses. Ça fait 3 ans que je suis avec mon copain "officiellement" mais je le connais depuis la primaire donc nous sommes ensemble officieusement depuis plus longtemps. On à toujours été ensemble. Je lui ai déjà 2 fois demandé au bout de 2 ans de relation si il voulait m'épouser. Mais il ne m'a cru (2 fois de suite --') et m'a dit que c'était à lui de le faire. C'est pour ça quand voyant cette bague sur la table, j'ai cru que le moment était arrivé. Malheureusement ce n'était pas pour moi... Mon copain à lu ma VDM et il m'a demandé si je l'avais posté. Ensuite nous avons discuté ensemble et nous avons décidé de tout ce dire à partir de maintenant et c'est officiellement que je vous annonce que je suis fiancée !!! Il m'a fait ça demande avec une autre bague qu'il a acheté récemment et j'ignore où est la précédente. Aujourd'hui nous sommes très heureux et nous préparons notre mariage tant attendu !!