Bonjour !
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vaulx-en-velin
By samsam - 28/06/2014 09:17 - France - Pouilley-fran
By GuerlainMothaFucka - 28/06/2014 10:22 - France
By Anonyme - 29/06/2014 00:41 - France - Lyon
By Anonyme - 30/06/2014 09:36 - France
By nos chers voisins - 30/06/2014 17:00 - France - Orl
By Anonyme - 30/06/2014 17:17 - France - Sarreguemines
By nicaseb - 30/06/2014 22:08 - France - Gravelines
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Mon-chat-me-hait - 01/07/2014 17:46 - France - Thiais
By Levincent - 01/07/2014 21:27 - France - Brunoy
By kikou - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Espagne - Ullastrell
By mêmepasenrêve - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By Madame Bricolage - 29/07/2014 10:24 - France - Saint-palais-sur-mer
By Dalleuseuh - 11/08/2014 02:59 - France - Paris
By capotemother - 12/08/2014 15:47 - Réunion
By reouvencrea - 15/08/2014 11:26 - France
By Titi - 20/08/2014 19:04 - France - Maisdon-sur-sèvre
By Kickass30 - 24/08/2014 10:36 - France - Bordeaux
By mauvaiscoup - 01/09/2014 19:32 - Maroc - Casablanca
Bonjour ! :D (encore une nana qui se crée un compte juste pour commenter sa propre VDM /pan/) Bon ben je sais pas trop quoi dire, je suis hyper contente qu'elle soit passée, ça y est, j'ai réussi ma vie, je peux enfin abandonner mes études et m'enfermer dans ma chambre avec mes jeux vidéos *q* Je ne pensais pas avoir à commenter cette VDM (sinon je me serais créé un compte juste avant lolilol), mais en lisant vos commentaires je me suis dit qu'il y avait une petite mise au point à faire quand même ^^ Oui, j'avoue, j'ai un ENORME problème avec la bouffe. Faut dire que pour baver rien qu'en passant devant un macdo...enfin. Depuis que je suis petite je suis attirée par la nourriture, puis suite à un premier chagrin d'amour y'a trois ans, ben je me suis défoulée. Et quand j'ai eu mes chats il y a un an, un peu après m'être installée dans mon appart, j'ai trouvé ça mignon de leur donner le nom de mes aliments préférés. J'aurais dû faire comme tout le monde et les appeler Minouche, Papatte et Tigrou. Enfin bref, pour en revenir à mon problème avec la nourriture. A tous ceux qui disent que y'a pas besoin de se priver, je le sais, j'ai déjà testé le truc du "on mange ce qu'on aime tant qu'on se goinfre pas". Le souci c'est qu'avec moi, ça marche pas. Il me suffit d'un carré de chocolat pour que je rechute, comme il suffit d'une cigarette à un ancien fumeur. C'est presque devenu une addiction à force, alors je m'efforce d'oublier tout ça, je mange équilibré (cinq fruits et légumes par jours, les produits laitiers sont nos amis pour la vie, toussa toussa - et encore, produit laitier, on bannit le fromage, parce que sinon ça repart). Et puis je fais du sport parce que sans exercice ben ça sert à rien. Brefouille, je crois avoir tout dit. Merci encore pour la validation et à tous ceux qui m'ont conseillé de renommer mes chats xD Bisous de moi et de mes minous :3