By Anonyme - 16/02/2015 07:42 - France - Paris
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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Salut, salut, je suis l'auteure (je ne sais pas pourquoi il n'y a pas mon pseudo j'avais pourtant tout bien rempli mais étant très blonde c'est peut-être normal), je vais sortir le champagne et fêter ça en tête à tête avec mon ordinateur et mon téléphone ^^ Alors pour répondre à #5 c'est un Galaxy s4 et pour le monsieur du #21 je cherchais un cadeau pour ma maman mais j'aurais tout aussi bien pu chercher un emploi ou un homme (bon l'avenir je ne suis pas encore assez désespérée pour le chercher mais ça viendras peut-être). Et c'était bien par sms, pas une recherche google. Je suis contente de ne pas être la seule ça remonte le moral. Et il ne faut pas trop tenir compte de ce que proposent les téléphones quand je vois qu'en écrivant "pas ta" il me propose "pouf" (ben oui patapouf, mon téléphone doit être un comique refoulé).