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By Sam - 22/04/2008 16:33
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By Sam - 22/04/2008 16:33
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By Blacksaloon - 13/12/2008 16:32
En fait, c'est moi qui ai posté cette VDM. Donc quelques explications : il s'agissait d'une séance de jour dans un festival un jour de grand soleil donc je suis rentré rapidement dans la salle et j'etais totalement aveuglé et j'ai essayé de m'asseoir rapidement. En plus, en plus de lui coller ma main sur le visage, j'ai fait lever le gars pour m'assoir à côté de lui !
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Le problème, c'est que sur une route de campagne, je ne savais pas à quelle caserne ils appartenaient. J'ai été à celle de la ville la plus proche et ils se sont fait appeler à la radio. J'ai attendu qu'ils reviennent pour qu'ils me rendent mes papiers. Je suis évidement arrivé en retard au travail... imaginez la tête de mon boss quand je lui ai dit la raison de mon retard.
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By pierre - 06/12/2010 22:15
Merci pour tous vos conseils pour ou contre d'ailleurs! Je tiens à préciser que j'avais même tagué mon numéro d'immatriculation en orange fluo par terre! Donc oui ma réaction n'était pas très maline et je l'ai payé mais après une bonne dizaine de petits mots polis sur le pare-brise, j'en avais tout simplement marre! Je n'avais pas non plus envie d'attendre (pendant peut être des heures!) l'abruti en question pour lui expliquer calmement qu'il "faut arrêter de se garer à ma place!"... En colère, j'ai d'abord pensé à éclater sa voiture, dégonfler ses pneus... mais comme l'a dit #55, il y a de fortes chances pour qu'il se venge après sur la mienne... mais j'avoue que maintenant l'envie est encore plus forte! Mais finalement je vais me "battre" avec ses propres armes de lâche, j'appellerai la fourrière avec un grand plaisir s'il a le malheur de poser ne serait-ce qu'un bout de pneu sur ma place!