Passionnant
By compteuse - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Bralleville
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By compteuse - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Bralleville
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By SylvieVon - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Chilly-mazarin
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà merci beaucoup de l'avoir validée, je suis trop contente je m'y attendais pas :D Alors j'explique : en fait je suis en école d'ingé en agronomie (Saia vaincra!) et je fais un stage en entreprise en Allemagne. J'avais pas pensé en commençant ce stage que ce serait à ce point "nature". J'ai pas la phobie des insectes mais je suis pas super à l'aise avec les bestioles. Je me suis pas encore habituée aux vers, mouchettes et autres araignées qui m'entourent. Donc voilà je m'occupais des plantes, et j'avais mis des gants fins en plastique blanc à cause du traitement. Et j'étais seule à ce moment dans la serre donc personne n'a assisté à mes bêtises heureusement. Sinon ça m'a fait rire toute seule d'être aussi cruche. Mais bon de toutes façons les allemands commencent à comprendre que je peux me ridiculiser quotidiennement ^^' Et pour la petite histoire j'ai encore crié aujourd'hui, mais c'était un vrai ver (de terre) cette fois. Et armée de tout mon courage je l'ai mis dehors. Voilà, je ne désespère pas de savoir jardiner d'ici quelques mois.