By LesbianHonest - 22/04/2013 19:52 - Canada
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
By LesbianHonest - 22/04/2013 19:52 - Canada
By fiercehawk - 24/04/2013 06:23 - United States - Scottsburg
Thanks to everyone who shared their personal experiences, offered their support or sympathy, or made me laugh.
By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London
By Wow. Really? - 29/04/2013 18:07 - United States - Columbus
By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 18:41 - United States - Downey
By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin
By young grandpa - 17/06/2013 22:49 - United States - Statham
By DocKreso - 28/06/2013 21:59 - Croatia - Split
By Wtf - 10/07/2013 05:24 - United States - Miamisburg
By lilly1105 - 15/07/2013 13:19 - United States - Clemson
Y'all made me laugh and rethink my **** watching, thanks!
By Aliiiice - 16/07/2013 13:18 - France - Offranville
By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover
By nela25 - 30/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Utica
I'm actually just visiting my mom over the summer, since I'm off from college. I burst out laughing when she did this, and thought this post would make people smile. There's nothing bad about what she did. So before some of you start making assumptions saying I'm a cranky old fart and what not, take a reality check and shut that smart ass mouth of yours. Good day.
By whyeventry? - 02/08/2013 04:39 - United States - Neenah
By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns
By Msmerfner - 03/08/2013 08:40 - United States - Hemet
By Anonymous - 05/08/2013 17:58 - United States - Athens
By baconbxtch - 22/08/2013 02:45 - United States - Orlando
By ShadowReiku - 23/08/2013 02:05 - United States - Odenton
Hey guys. I did realize my mistake very shortly after and deleted the status before anyone caught it. My mom's business is still getting off the ground and so I would be very surprised to find out that anyone at all saw it before it was deleted. As for no one caring, my facebook is only for very close friends, so I wasn't expecting any likes or anything - just any reprieve from the dullness of what I was doing. This was not really an end of the world thing, just a little "Oh shit" moment I thought I'd share.
I'm not, but my girlfriend is. Her silence in bed makes me sad now. :( PS: Yes, this is my FML. I didn't have an account when I posted it, though.