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By Kekette - 07/05/2013 11:03 - France - Lyon
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Bon, comme tout le monde qui soumet une VDM je ne pensais vraiment pas qu'elle serait publiée. Bref, pour mieux expliquer, j'étais avec une amie donc dans ce fameux parc. Je ne porte jamais de maillot de bain deux pièces car je n'en trouve pas qui maintienne assez bien. Mais là, il faisait très chaud & je voulais essayer de bronzer un peu. C'était donc la première fois depuis bien longtemps que je venais dans un parc avec un maillot de bain deux pièces. Je m'en souviendrai. La piscine ne faisait que 1m20 ou moins, je ne sais plus trop, elle servait juste à faire du toboggan. Quand j'ai glissé & que je suis arrivée en bas, j'ai vraiment compris que le bassin était petit car mes jambes sont arrivées bizarrement dans l'eau & j'ai donc foncé sur un homme. Je me suis donc relevée en m'excusant mais effectivement, je sentais quelque chose en moins sur moi, j'avais une drôle de sensation mais j'ai pas réalisé, c'est quand je l'ai regardé & qu'il m'a tendu sa main avec mon haut de maillot que j'ai comprit. Donc j'ai regardé mon buste & j'ai eu très honte, j'ai caché ma poitrine aussi vite que j'ai pu, l'homme m'a vite rendu mon haut, il n'a pas du tout profiter de la situation pour me ridiculiser. Ensuite, je suis vite partie à l'autre bout du parc avec une amie. Sinon, pour le fait qu'elle soit dans la catégorie "Sexe", ce n'est pas moi qui l'a choisi, je n'ai choisi aucune catégorie en fait.