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By lilylagirafe - 31/05/2015 08:34 - France - Toulouse
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By lilylagirafe - 31/05/2015 08:34 - France - Toulouse
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hello c'est moi l'auteur et j'ai été très surprise de voir ma vdm ! Alors pour ce qui pense que c'etais une prothèse de soutient gorge ,je ne suis pas de cet avis pour remettre dans le contexte le plage ce trouver en Espagne et quand le vent est fort il y a beaucoup de courant et de vagues . A mon avis elle doit être un déchet médical d'une clinique ou quelque chose dans le genre ! comme quoi on peut trouver vraiment des choses vraiment bizarres . Merci encore d'avoir voté pour ma vdm :)
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alors pour répondre à quelques questions : 1) je n'ai pas 10 ans.... mais 21 et je suis une fille !! haha ne vous fiez pas à l'illustration 2) je suis allergique à TOUS les fruits et oui je meurs si j'en mange un 3) ma mère m'a bien sûr dit ca sur le ton de l'humour !
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By Croky - 02/07/2010 14:45 - France
Bonjour, Je suis la personne ayant écrit cette anecdote. Je viens donc de créer un compte à l'instant pour essayer de vous répondre. ;) Donc, pourquoi avoir écrit "fdp" et non frais de port, tout simplement parce que j'avais l'habitude de procéder ainsi, que le premier sens me semblait évident et je que ne connaissais pas l'autre signification. Est-ce que j'ai finalement vendu mon objet ? Non, je n'ai pas donné suite à l'e-mail rageur et à l'orthographe de sanglier que j'ai eu en retour. Ceci dit je n'étais pas d'accord avec le prix qu'il me proposait, raison pour laquelle je lui ai (ré)indiqué le prix voulu (ainsi que les tarifs des frais d'envoi (que j’appellerais ainsi dorénavant)), ce qui a dû faciliter le quiproquo. On m'a également demandé ce que je faisais de tout le temps gagné à écrire avec des abréviations. Je le passe donc sur ce site pour te répondre. :) "Nous avons une langue magnifique : Autant bien l'utiliser ! Je suis à la limite du BFPTG" J'apprécie beaucoup le paradoxe. Merci à toi pour cette touche d'humour. :) J'espère que vous vous êtes bien marrés, quand j'ai compris le quiproquo j'ai bien ris de mon coté aussi. Bon ride à tous !