By Anonyme - 09/10/2012 19:23 - France - Belloy-en-france
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Coucou les copains ! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM et premièrement, je souhaite remercier l'équipe de l'avoir validée :') Alors, je vous explique, ce n'est pas un fake, donc, j'était à l'espace jeune de ma ville, la grosse commission m'appelle donc je part aux toilettes qui se trouvent dans un petit couloir où à l'entrée de ce dernier ce trouve une cible de fléchettes. Un de mes potes jouait et savais que j'était aux chiottes :) Je sort des toilettes quand une sacrée douleur me prends dans l'entrejambes, la fléchette maudite m'a touché :D. Il s'est excusé, je ne l'ai pas tabassé pour ceux qui se demandent et nous sommes encore amis. Bref, j'ai eu mal, j'ai encore mal, et j'aurais mal pendant une semaine, et je dois rester au lit le plus souvent possible (j'ai cours lundi ;) ). J'ai aucun bobo mais juste les c**** un peu bleues. Shuss les potos !
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By Noé - 29/07/2014 20:21 - France - Saint-hilaire-du-touvet
Bonsoir amis galérien ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM, et mais je tiens à apporter des précisions exactes ( je jure de dire la vérité toute la vérité rien que la vérité, pour rester dans la thème ^^ ) Le piètre cuisinier est mon oncle ( même si on a ça dans le sang ) et la victime est donc mon cousin. Clichés misogynes oblige, la mère d'habitude au fourneau était absente ( avec la fille d'ailleurs, histoire d'annihiler toute présence féminine ). Sauf que chez nous, on aime les défis, on aime l'impossible, et surtout on aime ... la bonne bouffe ! Alors oui, un gratin dauphinois, c'est pas dur, c'est l'intention qui compte après tout, mais pour le coup, ça devait pas être très appétissant. Quoi qu'il en soit, la punchline vient juste de la mémoire sélective des gosses qui aiment bien ressortir des citations avec une voix d'acteur américain. Ici, l'originalité de la réplique vient seulement de la transformation de "mon avocat" en "maman". Certes ce n'est pas une VDM au sens propre de terme, mais j'ai trouvé ça très mignon et bien sorti. Et comme le suggère #1, mon oncle sait maintenant à quoi s'en tenir ! :D