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By champignon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By champignon - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Liesy - 11/06/2011 13:57 - France
By Kangarooh - 13/09/2011 10:35 - France
Coucou, Alors je suis l'auteurE de la VDM, mon pseudo n'est pas le même car au moment de la publication j'étais pas encore inscrite et il m'a fallu un certain temps pour capter qu'il fallait l'être pour poster des commentaires.. x) Alors, est-ce que je l'ai répété ? HAHA, suspense.. Oui, je lui ai demandé pourquoi il n'a pas enlevé ses écouteurs, il m'a répondu qu'il attendait depuis longtemps de faire cette blague à quelqu'un.. Mais quand il a su pourquoi je venais, il s'est aussitôt excusé et m'a dit que si il savait il les aurait direct enlevé .. ;) Mais depuis l'temps on sort plus ensemble :s Vu qu'il a déménagé --'
By lucke59 - 23/09/2011 09:12 - France
By mistergrobid - 26/09/2011 10:46 - France
By clem25 - 29/11/2011 07:37 - France
Je suis l'auteur de la VDM. Alors pour répondre à de nombreux commentaires, non je ne m'étais pas jamais posé la question avant je ne suis pas Schtroumpfophile. C'est juste suite à l'accident que l'image m'est venue. Merci pour la compassion de la plupart et oui ça fait trèèès mal !!! Je portais bien un cuissard avec une peau de chamois je n'en étais pas à ma première sortie VTT et ça ne m'a pas arrêté... Juste quelques jours de convalescence. Quand a porter une coquille c'est juste impossible en VTT ça gêne trop pour pédaler.
By labeilleCoule - 01/12/2011 10:48 - Suisse
By julien_perez - 31/12/2011 01:02 - France
By unemerde:( - 06/01/2012 20:09 - États-Unis
By Flip - 07/01/2012 17:17 - France
By anonyme - 08/02/2012 07:14
By neoyz85 - 13/02/2012 23:36 - France
By djcaca - 19/03/2012 15:02 - France - Bosc
By pralinoizette - 12/04/2012 20:26 - France - Nanterre
By poupey100cible - 15/07/2012 23:15 - France - Lormont
By De_travers - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Cendrillon - 28/08/2012 21:48 - France - Villeneuve-la-guyard
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondoufle
By quelquune - 22/09/2012 13:08 - France - Sainte-c
By maniak17 - 30/10/2012 14:42 - France - Colombes
C'était un surveillant ;-)