Roommates from hell
By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston
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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston
By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia
By Sadness - 07/10/2013 18:55 - United States - Atlanta
By Anonymous - 08/10/2013 21:16 - United States - West Chicago
By TiredMum - 16/10/2013 13:33 - United States - Vancouver
By PIGaming - 28/10/2013 05:35 - Australia - Melbourne
By Shady_Soldier - 31/10/2013 08:41 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 31/10/2013 20:42 - United Kingdom - Leicester
By Gtca - 01/11/2013 08:56 - United States - Mckinney
OP here! A lot of these comments are hilarious! Thanks for that and for those that showed us some support and sympathy. We started trick or treating at 5:15. Apparently trick or treating kicks up in our neighborhood around 6/6:30. Now I know. When I went trick or treating when I was younger, everyone started around 4 and people were prepared. Besides, how hard is it put some candy in a bowl? Also, some people commented about why a 2.5 year old needs candy, he doesn't, but we went for the experience. Luckily, we rebounded and had a fun Halloween after that incident.
By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco
By PumaPounce - 02/11/2013 04:50 - United States - Butler
I had no idea she was doing this! My mom blamed me for not watching her closer. I thought she would know better since she's 14. Were both grounded though.
By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France
By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 15:38 - France
By shit - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By JP - 08/03/2009 09:14 - United States
Yeah so the part of the story I had to leave out (due to the number of characters allowed) was that when I showed my girlfriend, she swore that she was telling the truth, and got really upset when I didn't believe her. So I told her i believed her. Anyway, FML for a few hours.
By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States
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By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States
Hey all, im OP (although as my first time ever commenting, I hope this actually works!) Of course, in the end, my daughter fell asleep. although it was around 1am, a time I thought no five year old was physically capable of acheiving. You might say it was almost worse the next day, as she was very grumpy and tired! I forbid my son from attending a party (supposedly the 'party of the year'), and have spoken to his school who are arranging a meeting with him to discuss ways of bettering his homework skills and general motivation. Of course he probably despises of me, but I dont want him to look back on school like I have and regret he didn't work hard enough, let alone AT ALL. Thanks for all the comments, and hopefully I can interact more on this site with the community.