By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper
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Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. :D
And... please stop using FML as a dating site, I'm single and I love it
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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson
OK, even though I've been commenting throughout, time for a full follow up. 1. I am not an idiot that's letting my child beat the crap out of me. When he does get too hard, he is disciplined and shown how to be gentle. 2. I have not given up on teaching my child manners, not to hit, etc. It's going to be a long 18 years because they're brothers. They're gonna fight! My sister and I beat each other on a fairly regular basis when we were kids. It's what siblings do. 3. Thanks for ALL your posts! Some of them had me cracking up. And some had me a little scared for the poster or their (future?) children.