By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco
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Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. :D
And... please stop using FML as a dating site, I'm single and I love it
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Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D