By Fortunato_18 - 02/12/2013 06:18 - United States
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Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. :D
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By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin
Never attempt this
By rock'n roller - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
KEEP OUT
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By Cat Ashes - 05/12/2013 05:18 - United States - Dewitt
It is
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I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed
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Who goes there?
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Should I stay or should I go?
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He needs them more than you
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Classic
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Hedgehog
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Cool beans
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It's called fashion, Deborah
By Fmyhair - 27/04/2009 18:39 - Norway
Just a couple of points I wanna touch on: 1) the shag rug: haha not my choice! It came with my apartment, where the rug is one of the least awful things about it. 2) I know I should have had the nail polish out of reach, but we were planning on painting my daughters nails as soon as one of us got the chance. She's never done anything like that before so I didn't think to lock it up. We did have a chat about it though, and it hasn't been an issue since (this happened a few weeks ago) 3)Thank you for the removal tips! Hopefully I can find one that works :)