By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States
EllaJSwiftie
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About Ellajswiftie
Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. :D
And... please stop using FML as a dating site, I'm single and I love it
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The cycle begins
By seriously? - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Pickerington
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By Smoothskin - 19/09/2013 21:18 - Australia - Heidelberg
Fight Club
By CurseYouSonyaLee - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Midlothian
By cheyeahh6 - 17/11/2013 22:41 - Australia - Toorak
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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia
Reflex
By OuchImAMoron - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Old Bridge
By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 08:23 - United States - Portland
By no she wasn't high - 02/12/2013 02:50 - United States - Garland
By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York
You're welcome!
By phonegotlostinthepark - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - New Zealand - Auckland
By Chatons - 05/12/2013 06:52 - Switzerland
By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco
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By FreeChocolate - 10/12/2013 01:51 - United States - Marysville
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I didn't expect to be published! By the way, the cat is the one in my photo. To be fair, the vet asked me if I would like to leave while he did it and I accepted. This was also due to the fact that the cat kept trying to climb into my hood because I'm familiar to her. It was just a routine checkup, she was perfectly fine. I don't blame you for thinking I deserved it, I don't deny it was cruel of me to laugh at her. But she just made the most surprised and indignant face and she was running away from him. She actually did hop off the table and try to escape!
By icy_in_indiana - 11/12/2013 03:41 - United States - Greensburg
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To those who said I'm selfish for saying FML, I was just following the conventions of the site. Trust me, the situation was awkward for me, but I so feel so much more sorry for the lady who called. She was meaning to call who I assume to be family or a friend to ask for toilet paper, but instead called the grocery store. I stayed on the line for a short while, but since we're not allowed to take personal calls at work, I had to refer her to someone else. I can only hope that she found someone to keep her company.
By ElephantLover - 11/12/2013 20:14 - United States - San Diego
Muddy
By >.> - 12/12/2013 05:31 - Canada - Chestermere
Hello! Wow, was NOT expecting this to get published! Just to let you all know what happened in more detail, the guy came through the drive thru around 3am and ordered $80 worth of food. I must have either read the order wrong or counted wrong and put in an extra cheeseburger. When he called back, I picked up, and he verbally abused me for about 2 minutes about how he was feeling sick because of my ignorance and that I should have known better. When I gave the phone to my manager, she listened, then sighed and responded with, "you're an idiot" and hung up. Haha. He then came back and we had to call the police to make him leave because he was clogging up the drive thru. Unfortunately, we've dealt with worse people.