By Overprotected - 19/06/2013 14:39 - United States
EllaJSwiftie
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About Ellajswiftie
Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. :D
And... please stop using FML as a dating site, I'm single and I love it
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Ellajswiftie's favorite FMLs
Sexy time
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Will you…
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Lonely, so lonely…
By JustAnotherFML23 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 22:27 - Sweden - Vällingby
You Sexty Thing
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Sitcom vibes
By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris
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Bad omen
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles
By smiley1014 - 18/11/2013 09:14 - United States
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I guess I didn't put on the FML that I am a male. My wife told me that she wants me to wear my ring (except during work, which is Aviation and we're not allowed). I told her I wasn't comfortable wearing it in the ocean, and she said I had to anyway. After losing my ring, my wife bought snorkel equipment and I spent an hour diving for it until the sun set. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we both got a laugh out of it, and we purchased another ring the next day in a Hawaiian market that now has a story and more meaning than the first ring.
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Bride of Chucky
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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 14:49 - United States - Clemmons
Road hazard
By houdinette - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Norrköping
By Anonymous - 23/11/2013 00:16 - Canada - Ottawa
I babysat for her when she was 3-6 and it's been a long time, years. She looks incredibly different. She used to be blonde, for instance, and now has dark brown hair.