By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 12:42 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
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Oh, and I love Taylor Swift. :D
And... please stop using FML as a dating site, I'm single and I love it
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Hi folks, OP here! I didn't want to post the pic anywhere or use it against the police. I respect their work. I just wanted to take a funny picture.