Are you kidding me?
By Stinky. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Chicago
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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I couldn't tell how many for sure but it was pretty heavy and the smell was unbelievable.
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By Jessica - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By kitty - 11/11/2012 10:10 - Australia
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.