By Sa-ha-ra - 08/03/2008 19:28
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By Sa-ha-ra - 08/03/2008 19:28
By Louloutee - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By robocop - 21/01/2009 11:02
By alhexa - 22/01/2009 19:46
By Pwet - 25/02/2009 11:07
By Maribou - 03/04/2009 11:59
By franlge - 09/04/2009 14:26
By Poullette - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Pamela? - 17/05/2009 18:20
By Foque_U - 25/05/2009 08:38
By capitalhumain - 21/11/2009 20:42
By Ornitorynque - 26/03/2010 18:16
Je pensais pas que ça donnerait un tel débat ^^, les commentaires m'ont bien fait rire. Pour les amoureux de la nature, je précise que le petit poisson a été relâché, et que la VDM est bel et bien pour le poisson et non pour moi, parce que de nous deux c'est moi qui ait la pire mémoire ... :)
By Yuen - 10/04/2010 15:36
Alors quelques petites explications ^^ Donc oui, je suis un garçon mais je n'ai pas de copine. Ce fut assez gênant parce que j'étais seul à la maison et je trouvais plus mon inhalateur... j'ai du rester couché un bon moment avant de m'en remettre... Ce fut assez pénible... #107 T'es carrément à côté de le plaque mec, J'suis plus un ado mais c'est la première fois que ça m'arrive et pas la première que je tiens un rythme "élevé". J'ai donc été très surpris et j'ai eu du mal à m'en remettre. Mais maintenant je connais mes limites ^^
By ir_se - 06/09/2010 15:27 - France
Je n'ai pas de boite à outils, en revanche j'ai trouvé mon briquet dans mon portefeuille et mon paquet dans ma trousse >.
By Jano - 06/03/2011 16:27 - France
By Jah03 - 12/05/2011 21:42 - Suisse
By Anonyme - 31/12/2011 01:12
By Anne Onyme - 08/01/2012 23:26 - France
By HeadShot - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 14/03/2012 17:41 - France
Je ne me trouve ni grosse ni moche, juste dans la bonne moyenne, mais j'ai relevé (en riant) tout le sous entendu de ses propos (en public!) car ça portait un peu beaucoup à confusion, désolée, et le public avait relevé aussi tout en n'osant pas le dire des fois que. D'ailleurs, alors que je lui ai dit que je n'étais pas vexée, il a passé des heures ensuite à s'excuser par sms. Donc messieurs, si vous cherchez une manière efficace de vexer une jeune fille, vous l'avez trouvée !