By Anonyme - 17/11/2013 18:14 - France
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J'ai posté la VDM (et effectivement, je lui ai dit ironiquement de ne pas mettre dans la liste ce qu'il ne connaissait pas). Mon expression était très mal tournée "ne m'aide pas" et j'ai dû supprimer le "assez" par manque de place. On bosse tous les deux et je travaille beaucoup (on partage équitablement les dépenses je précise) donc si je ne veux pas craquer, je pars du principe que tout doit être équitablement partagé, donc s'il ne fait pas, je ne fais pas non plus (et je mets des chaussures pour marcher dans l'appartement). Le concept de serpillière lui est inconnu. Donc c'est un bordel dans l'appart, parce qu'il n'est pas question que je fasse tout justement. Effectivement la serpillière n'est pas passé depuis plus de 6 mois (avant, c'était moi qui le faisait) ! Le reste de la liste est un peu moins savoureux par contre...par exemple, ramasser le linge qui traîne par terre (tous les 5 jours), jeter les emballages en cartons dans la poubelle de récupération dehors (tous les 5 jours), nettoyer WC (tous les 1 mois...quand même ^^!).