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By Anonyme - 19/07/2012 14:04 - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Pays-Bas - Huissen
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By Galzra - 21/12/2012 06:28 - France - Verri
Coucou, effectivement ce n'était qu'une blague, mais se faire réveiller d'un coup en pleine nuit, avec ma soeur qui me gueule que c'est la fin du monde en faisant bouger le lit, oui ça fait pleurer.
By merciiiiipoum - 23/12/2012 17:41 - France
Salut et Noyeux Joël à tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM !!! Ayant posté cette anecdote depuis l’hôpital avec mon portable, je n'étais pas connectée à mon compte habituel... Alors pour répondre aux nombreux commentaires concernant la date de l'ouverture des cadeaux, en effet, comme mon copain et moi n'allions pas nous voir les 24/25, on avait réussi à ce qu'il dorme chez moi mais n'avons pas pu résister à l'ouverture des cadeaux le samedi soir... Je me suis réveillée 30 minutes plus tard dans une ambulance, avec lui paniqué à mes côtés, imaginez ma réaction ! Direction les urgences où je devais rester jusqu'à 2h du matin, sauf que... j'ai été transférée et on m'a appris que je devais rester à l'hôpital jusqu'à ce qu'ils trouvent ce qui m'est arrivé (c'était la première fois que je faisais une crise de ce genre...). Rassurez-vous, j'ai quand même obtenu une permission de sortie pour hier soir et aujourd'hui ! Pour ce qui est de l'appareil photo, je ne pense pas qu'il soit en lui-même responsable de ma crise, mais je trouvais ça plus drôle de formuler la VDM comme ça. Pour les petits curieux, c'est un Bridge (Fujifilm Squelquechose) et je n'y attendais vraiment pas du tout, mon chéri m'avait fait croire qu'il m'offrirait un week-end en amoureux ! Voilà, pour de plus ample précisions demandez-moi, et passez tous de bonnes fêtes !
By David - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Suisse - Monthey
By Anonyme - 14/01/2013 13:11
Non non , il n'a pas testé sa clé dans ma serrure et cela ne s'est pas transformé en film porno . Dommage pour les mecs en plein fantasme ;) Il a juste laissé sa clé dans la boîte à outils :P