Malaise
By Transylvania - 19/06/2009 08:59
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By Transylvania - 19/06/2009 08:59
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By Shit68 - 26/08/2009 13:23
Je confirme, une haleine à me rendre ivre : elle devait avoir bu une sacrée dose ! J'ai presque cru avoir également droit à un petit vomi sur mon épaule... Je n'ai pas tout de suite réalisé qu'elle parlait de ma camionnette (de fonction^^), du coup elle a continué son chemin, et c'est petit à petit que j'ai réalisé... "Mais... c'est ma camionnette...j'vais devoir nettoyer...mais... y'a pas de papier ?!?!"
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By Babouche31 - 12/10/2009 22:57
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, et pour infos, je suis une fille, n'allez donc pas imaginer les choses que j'aurais fait à cette petite vieille, bande de sales. En tout cas, pas avec mon gros membre. Pour ceux qui m'accusent joyeusement de profiter du système, sachez donc vils faquins, que mon pouce était fracturé (on peut en mourir j'vous f'rais dire!!!), et que me trouvant en cette belle journée de samedi les cabinets de médecins étaient fermés. Ayant appelé le centre médical local, ils m'ont direct redirigée vers les urgences, où je me suis rendue. Voilà. Désolée, hein, de préférer profiter du système que d'attendre jusqu'au lundi pour soigner une fracture. Enfin, le nombre de caractères à placer dans la VDM étant limité, je n'ai pas pu raconter en détail. En fait, cette charmante personne demandait à tout le monde (on devait être 3 ou 4) la cause de leur présence afin de voir si elle avait une chance de passer avant. Trouvant cela impoli, je lui ai retourné la question, pensant qu'ainsi elle se rendrait compte de la gêne que ce genre d'interrogation inquisitoire peut provoquer. Que nenni!! Et il faut bien admettre que le plus drôle fut son expression et sa tenue, parfaite incarnation de la dignité. Ambiance aux urgences...
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By anna - 30/10/2009 19:36
Avec un peu de retard, la suite de cette histoire... ;) Ce jour là je me suis sentie très bête, j'ai bien mis 5 mn avant de repondre à son "?"... Je lui ai finalement expliqué que je discutais avec une amie qui ne savait pas exactement comment évoquer son problème à sa gyneco, et que je lui avais donné le terme le plus approprié. Puis nous sommes passé à autre chose, et je l'en remercie... Aujourd'hui, nous sommes ensemble depuis 1 an, et il y a peu je lui ai avoué ma boulette... et lui m'a avoué qu'il n'avait jamais cru à cette histoire d'amie et que ça l'avait fait bien rire...