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Dafuq1's favorite FMLs
By notsoproudfather - 01/02/2016 15:54 - India - Pune
Sampled
By zachhewett - 02/02/2016 22:53 - United States - Birmingham
Believe me!
By DieuEstUnHomme - 03/02/2016 15:44 - France - Reims
By Katie1921 - 09/02/2016 02:52 - United States - New York
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By Electro - 11/02/2016 21:51 - United States - Nashua
By headinabag33 - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United States - Wilson
headinabag33 tells us more.
Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.
By ragnarok1540 - 18/02/2016 04:35 - United States - Philadelphia
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Fortunately since we are pathologists, we don't really have any direct patient contact. However we do have many surgeons coming down to the surgical pathology lab, not to mention the poor laboratory technologists who have to work around this guy ...
By riyaap13 - 23/02/2016 20:30 - United States - Gadsden
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Hey everyone, OP here! I just wanted to take this opportunity to explain a few things: 1) I am a female (not that it matters), and I am "India Indian" haha. 2) The reason why I was so offended by it was because she said it in almost a mocking tone. I also didn't like that she took one look at me and assumed that I was Mexican (not that there's anything wrong with being Mexican). I just don't believe in classifying people by how they look and automatically assuming they're a part of a certain ethnicity. 3) I have been taking Spanish for 3-4 years, so I can speak Spanish quite well. And I'm also so glad this got posted :)
By idontlikebitter - 08/03/2016 21:10 - Switzerland - Klingnau
By ReComatosed242 - 09/03/2016 00:29 - Bahamas - Eleuthera
By sick of this shit - 12/03/2016 13:33 - United States - West Grove
It's true, though
By humiliated - 20/03/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - London
Tonight, on First Dates…
By John_Elvis - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valparaiso
By Anonymous - 09/04/2016 13:12 - United Kingdom - London
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By Unsuspecting - 16/04/2016 12:23 - United States
Truthbomb
By antwhite1987 - 08/05/2016 17:30 - United States - Chicago
TMI
By Workplace woes - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
Hi guys- OP here! To answer a few questions and concerns people have said- 1. I did not tell the girl's parents - I do not have a close relationship with them other than a few "hi"s and talking about the girl's homework, also I am a high school student myself and I do not know how to handle that situation at all 2. I knew she was masturbating because she stuck her hands down her pants a few times anddd... I'm not gonna go into details, but it was pretty obvious