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Dafuq1's favorite FMLs
By anonymous4991 - 04/05/2012 00:39 - United States - Denver
anonymous4991 tells us more.
By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States
By anonymous - 14/05/2012 10:31 - United States - Havelock
Touched by the Hand of God
By lils - 05/08/2012 17:45 - United States
By Just_Me_88 - 18/08/2012 05:09 - United States - Salem
Just_Me_88 tells us more.
Well, I am OP, and I am indeed 23...I met my husband when I was 18....and his ex was 17. She "lied" to him about her age. I am amazed I have bought it for so long. Yup, he is certainly a soon-to-be ex. Right after he loses his jewels. (kidding...maybe, lol) My soon-to-be-ex just turned 36.
By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm
No kinkshaming here
By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 04:37 - United States - Northridge
Pink tax
By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison
Whatever floats your boat
By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:48 - France - Belloy-en-france
By fuzz94 - 14/11/2012 09:06 - Australia - Brisbane
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Nah, she was just shocked when my volcano erupted, and in a spout of horror and confusion she decided that my face would be an appropriate place to wipe her hand. At least she kept it off my clothes huh!
Nice view
By Sexting Parents - 16/11/2012 02:45 - United States - Short Hills
By MsCobb - 16/02/2013 15:27 - United States - Columbus
By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto
Fruit and veg
By dan - 25/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Phoenix
By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 23:16 - United States - Mcdonough
By countryblumpkin - 01/08/2013 18:06 - United States - Grand Rapids
By ven980 - 04/09/2013 07:00 - United States - Muskogee
ven980 tells us more.
Hey OP here. I just wanted to add a little detail to this story. My brother had just come from a bachelor party and was very drunk so he called me for a ride. He punched the clerk because he was rude to us and yes I did leave him there overnight
By Python22 - 05/09/2013 00:52 - United States - Midlothian
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OP here, for update 1 of a few. Basically, like #52 said, I believe that is the case. It's not so bad I can't go out in public (and for fat people they aren't big at all), but if they were on a average chicks body, they would be massive. As for my trunk, yeah.... I'm 5'-10, so it evens out.
By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami
From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.