By HomicidalPegasus - 25/05/2014 15:50 - United States - Bethalto
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Put the mouse back in the house, dude
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By shavednipples - 11/10/2015 17:59 - United States - Lake Forest
shavednipples tells us more.
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
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By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:09 - United States - Redlands
By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 04:46 - United States - Middleboro
OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha