By poissonmort - 03/01/2014 22:25 - France - La Bernardi
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Bonjour/ bonsoir à tous ! Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM! Tout d'abord merci beaucoup d'avoir publié mon anecdote, cette surprise a littéralement ensoleillé ma journée ! Nombreux sont les commentaires qui m'ont fait rire ! Comme la plupart l'ont justement deviné, il s'agit bien de la célèbre chanson "Wrecking Ball" dans laquelle notre chère Miley vagabonde joyeusement sur son boulet de chantier ! Alors, pour ceux qui se demandent comment j'ai pu, oh sacrilège, reconnaitre cette chanson, c'est assez simple : étant donné le fait que le titre soit passé sur toutes les radios pendant un moment, et que j'ai un bon (voir très bon hihi) niveau d'anglais, le fait qu'il s'agisse d'une traduction m'a tout de suite sauté aux yeux! De plus, quand vous avez "je suis arrivée comme un boulet de destruction" une dizaine de fois, y'a des chances pour que ce soit un refrain haha. Bref, pour mon ami, j'ai fini par lui dire, hilare mais aussi très chagrinée/gênée pour lui. Et au final, je crois que ça l'a aidé à relativiser au sujet de cette fille, qui effectivement, manquait quelque peu d'originalité ! Voilà, en espérant vous avoir éclairé ! Merci encore! :)
By Anonyme - 31/03/2014 04:57 - Belgique - Brussels
Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et je suis encore toute euphorique de la voir publiée! Alors pour ce qui est de l'anecdote, j'ai été plutôt surprise quand cette femme s'est déshabillée mais j'ai été très professionnelle pour entamer le maillot. Ce n'est qu'à la fin que j'ai du lui demander d'enlever son "bijou" si elle voulait que je fasse le sillon inter fessier. Elle m'a dit poliment que ce n'était pas la peine et OUF, parce que j'étais tellement concentrée a lui demander sans éclater de rire que je n'avais pas vraiment songé a la façon dont ça aurait pu se passer... Je n'ai pas posé de questions donc désolée pour les curieux qui se demandent pourquoi elle avait ça, personnellement j'ai pensé qu'elle était peut être pudique et ne voulait pas montrer son anus, peut être fait elle aussi ça chez le gynécologue? Pour la petite histoire, sachez que cela m'est arrivé il y a quelques temps, et c'est mon homme qui m'y a fait penser récemment: il est kiné et m'a lu une anecdote d'une collègue (trouvée sur un site) racontant qu'elle avait du demander a un monsieur de 56 ans d'enlever son bijou d'anus pour pouvoir y mettre une sonde pour la rééducation... Je me suis sentie moins seule, et j'ai décidé de partager ce petit moment ici. Encore merci de m'avoir validée!!