By Valavie - 08/04/2013 10:48 - Canada - Hudson
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At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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I NEED to know!
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Happy month-versary
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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This isn't what should be happening
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The return of the thumb
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Plouf.'s favorite FMLs
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By Aucune_Chance - 03/05/2013 16:57
AU SECOURS
By Polii5 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Herbitzheim
Touchy
By tryagain - 12/05/2013 10:07 - France - Bonsecours
By Kalira - 12/05/2013 13:43 - France - Meyzieu
By Francis - 12/05/2013 17:56 - France - Quesnoy-sur-de
By Pudubec - 15/05/2013 19:09 - France - Angos
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By Ble_09 - 16/05/2013 16:25 - France - Lille
Ble_09 tells us more.
Hello ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. J'arrive un peu tard, je n'avais pas vue qu'elle avait été validée ! Quelle bonne surprise :D *barre cet item dans sa liste des choses à accomplir avant de mourir* Alors pour répondre aux commentaires, évidemment, la personne en question avait une jambe. Il ne lui en manquait qu'une mais je me suis mal exprimée. En tout cas, merci d'avoir validé mon anecdote ! :)
By fluofluo - 18/05/2013 19:34 - États-Unis
Humour de merde
By horriiiible - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
Silence radio
By Antoine - 22/05/2013 18:42 - France
Coquin
By Pascarotte06 - 22/05/2013 22:26 - France - Antibes
By mikmak - 23/05/2013 09:52 - France
Salut à TOUS !!! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM et j'ai vraiment beaucoup ri en lisant vos commentaires !! Quel imagination et quelle inspiration !! Petites précisions sur celle-ci : ça s'est passé il y a qques mois, et ma petite cousine ayant 3,5 ans, elle n'a pas forcément conscience du Bien, du Mal, de la Mort etc et ne voulant pas entrer dans une discussion trop complexe, sur le coup j'ai inventé : je lui ai fais croire qu'il faisait une blague à ses copains pigeons... D'où le fameux : "On recommence ?" avec le sourire en prime !! Voilà voilà !! Continuez à laisser des commentaires que je rigole encore plus :D