By Sniffouille - 15/11/2008 14:04
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Mollusk's's favorite FMLs
By BillyBob - 15/11/2008 21:08
Équation
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By the-nounours - 17/11/2008 20:01
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Prendre une pose
By Jeannette - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By lord_scorp - 19/11/2008 14:51
lord_scorp tells us more.
Pour répondre à toutes vos questions tordues, il est évident qu'il a procuration sur ce compte. On est une famille qui se fait confiance et tout le monde a procuration sur le compte de chacun. C'est vachement pratique pour tous les remboursements et compagnie. Bien sur, j'ai d'autres comptes à moi pour payer les dépenses de la vie quotidienne. Et s'il a mis cet argent là, c'est pas une question de blanchiment ou je ne sais quoi (je ne vois pas quel intérêt il aurait à faire ca). Par contre, en réfléchissant juste un peu, on peut se dire que mon compte a un taux d'intéret plus intéressant que le sien... Et je n'habite plus chez mes parents. Et même si j'habitais chez eux, c'est pas pour ça qu'ils me paieraient tout...
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Coincidence
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Guide Michelin
By Sacdeviande - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
On aura appris un nouveau mot
By Caribou Futé - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Exploitation
By mathom - 22/11/2008 23:56
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By miniimi - 23/11/2008 22:35
lut tout le monde, eh ouais c'est moi qui me suis endormi dans ma voiture. Pour terminer, l'histoire s'est bien fini, mon responsable a été très compréhensif et d'ailleurs, il s'est bien empressé de le dire à tout le monde. Donc depuis, tous les matins, j'ai le droit à "tiens, tu t'es pas endormi dans ta voiture ce matin hihihihi ..." environ 10 à 15 personne me le disent. Enfin vaut mieux en rire, et il me reste plus que 6 mois à faire comme ça.