By Chocolateen - 14/09/2009 14:48
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Mollusk's's favorite FMLs
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Malheur !
By kaktuz - 15/09/2009 07:16
By Prof - 15/09/2009 22:37
By marcel-robichon - 16/09/2009 18:21
By slimemshady - 16/09/2009 23:26
By PoLycarB - 24/09/2009 23:18
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Jvais peut être passer pour un gros nul mais en fait c'est moi le fils. J'explique l'histoire : ma mère pensait que TOUTES les filles aimaient les poils, d'où ma réplique à prendre à la rigolade =)
By Bubuji - 08/10/2009 16:29
By polochon - 10/10/2009 21:23
By Lolapatate - 10/10/2009 21:32
Lolapatate tells us more.
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Habitant loin, j'ai en effet le Msn de ma mére, et pour répondre aux commentaires, mon surnom est Lola, ainsi que mon adresse.. VDM ;)
La ref'
By Solton - 23/10/2009 15:25
By Inconnu - 23/10/2009 16:14
Glauque
By aurelysse - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
La classe à Dallas
By Get-lost - 03/11/2009 19:55
Reviens ici, toi !
By Maila - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Zycos - 20/11/2009 09:59
By Phreya - 20/11/2009 15:22
By capitalhumain - 21/11/2009 20:42
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Je ne me trouve ni grosse ni moche, juste dans la bonne moyenne, mais j'ai relevé (en riant) tout le sous entendu de ses propos (en public!) car ça portait un peu beaucoup à confusion, désolée, et le public avait relevé aussi tout en n'osant pas le dire des fois que. D'ailleurs, alors que je lui ai dit que je n'étais pas vexée, il a passé des heures ensuite à s'excuser par sms. Donc messieurs, si vous cherchez une manière efficace de vexer une jeune fille, vous l'avez trouvée !
By notmarriedalready - 22/11/2009 21:12
Bien tenté
By francoise ferdiand - 23/11/2009 10:00
By Eterna - 23/11/2009 19:07
Merci de vos conseils (ironie quand tu nous tiens)... Par curiosité, j'ai pris rendez-vous au centre d'esthétique, au cas où... et voyant qu'il n'y était pas, je me suis vengée à ma façon : je me suis pointée au taf à l'heure habituelle, il était là, à sa table habituelle... sauf que j'avais demandé à un pote (sex-friend à l'occasion) de passer et de me rouler une pelle devant lui, "à l'improviste". J'ai pas besoin de lui pour m'amuser. :) (et à ma connaissance je suis pas si moche que ça, namého >_