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By Monsieur Gredin - 24/06/2008 18:22
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By elwë - 11/07/2008 13:07
HUMPF je pensais pas déclencher tant de réactions, sans doute la naïveté d'un premier post VDM. Je voyais pas le côté "ma life" des backstage =). Euh, commençons par dire que vos réactions m'ont bien faites rire : je suis une fille. Pour ce qui est de la maitresse, elle ne m'a pas officiellement présentée comme tel mais je connais son existence depuis 2-3ans, force d'indices, et de confidences implicites de mon père. Pour ce qui est de ma mère, elle ne connait même pas l'existence de cette femme, maitresse ou pas. Pour ce qui est du divorce, mon père m'a confié qu'il attendrait que mon frère soit plus grand. combo : double VDM. Pour ce qui est de ma reaction, je n'ai pas eu à me poser la question car elle m'a été imposée, mais pour ce qui est de la fille, il s'avère qu'elle est très sympa en apprenant à la connaitre. Oui j'ai certainement rien à tirer de la situation, mais je le vis relativement bien, parce que ce n'est qu'un point parmi tant d'autres de ma VDM :p. 'faut sfaire une carapace. merci pour vos commentaires ! je sens que je vais tout déchirer sur ce site.
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By Makushiimu - 29/07/2008 21:28
C'est loin d'être un fake. Sachez que, dixit le mec du magasin, une carte SIM est garantie un an. De plus, c'est pas ma faute si le gars me sort "Je vous ai remis le même code PIN".
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By lilou - 19/11/2008 00:19
Hop ! Je vous rassure tout de suite, j'ai une hygiène parfaite de ce côté là !! Seulement, en caleçon, avec l'ouverture sur le côté, ça laissait le membre apparent et elle a simplement voulu faire cette petite blague !! Et pour rhhaaagant, effectivement, je peux te dire qu'elle était morte de rire quand je lui ai dit : "mais qu'est-ce que tu fais là ???" en voyant ma tête déconfite !! Sur ce, bonne journée à tous !!