By MattCordell - 04/04/2013 06:08 - France - Paris
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The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
The rules are the rules
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Going for gold
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Mobility
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Socialite
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Tweet, tweet
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50 favorites
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Beginner
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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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One more and it's business time
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Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
I liked to the power of 20
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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Kezak's favorite FMLs
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By disquette girl - 07/04/2013 12:13 - France - Velaux
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Foutage de gueule
By lolo - 08/04/2013 12:44 - France - Bordeaux
By no_adult - 08/04/2013 15:39 - France
By préjugéfrançais - 09/04/2013 02:27 - Mexique - Quer
La BA du jour
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Belgique
Méritocratie
By nomoney - 09/04/2013 11:20 - France - La Seyne-sur-mer
By Kakoon - 09/04/2013 13:24 - France
Kakoon tells us more.
Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de cette vdm :) Merci du soutien pour ceux qui soutiennent o/ ça fait vraiment chaud au cœur. Pour les autres, je ne veux pas jouer la cynique, mais les gens qui disent "faut abandonner tes études si ça te plait pas s'pèce de débile lol" ne doivent pas avoir fait beaucoup d'études, ou du moins rien qui ne les ait beaucoup fatigué :/ ou alors je suppose que ce sont des gens qui ont suffisamment d'argent pour payer leur année de master et abandonner en plein milieu, dans ce cas ils ont bien de la chance mais aucune motivation... Oui, le master est horrible mais la finalité me plaît. Et je suis prête à ch*er des bulles carrées en marbre pour aller jusqu'au bout. *maso f*ck yeah* De plus comme cela a déjà été dit par d'autres, même si un jour ça ne me plait plus, j'aurai malgré toujours écrit "BAC + 5" sur mon cv. Après c'est sûr que me coller un sujet pareil (non modifiable, je précise pour ceux qui croient que j'ai choisi exprès -.-) c'est vraiment de la perversion. Ceci dit, je passe demain matin, j'espère que mon sublime baratin passera 8D
By zougi - 09/04/2013 19:40 - France
J'accuse !
By Ahmedouch - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Tunisie
By Dams - 10/04/2013 04:13 - Mexique - Playa Del Carmen
Fragile
By WanabeCheche - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - États-Unis
Bien le bonsooiir ! Donc, c'est bien moi qui ai proposé cette VDM, et j'ai été agréablement surprise en la lisant sur le site. Tous vos commentaires m'ont fait beaucoup rire, j'adore ! Bref, revenons à nos moutons. Oui, parce que j'imagine que c'était un kebab tout à fait normal, mais j'ai l'estomac fragile. D'autant plus qu'aucun de mes potes n'a eu d'indigestion à cause de ça. Je tournais au soda depuis le début de la soirée puisque j'étais Sam (au féminin d'ailleurs) et j'ai commencé à me sentir mal à peine une heure après qu'on soient arrivés donc on a écourté la soirée. J'ai conduit pour le retour, une fois le ventre vide, j'allais mieux et je n'aurais laissé le volant aux autres pour rien au monde. On aime bien s'afficher mutuellement lors des soirées, on est jeunes, on en profite, alors ils ont sauté sur l'occasion. Comme vous l'aurez deviné, ça circule sur Facebook et les commentaires reprennent pas mal les termes "Déchet" et "Vomito".