By Bus Criminal - 19/03/2013 09:55 - Pologne - Warsaw
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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
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Happy month-versary
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Picture this FML
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I’m your new creative director
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The thumb strikes back
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The return of the thumb
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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I never take things to heart
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Kezak's favorite FMLs
By Audicaca - 19/03/2013 16:21 - France
By anzelis - 20/03/2013 21:16 - France
L'angoissée
By Anonyme - 21/03/2013 17:28 - France - Milhaud
Toujours aussi drôle, mec !
By Freudien - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Chazey-sur-ain
By yoyo - 22/03/2013 09:51 - France - Choisey
By RachelWaldorf_ - 22/03/2013 22:11 - France - Dijon
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By gbsgoescrazy - 23/03/2013 03:49 - Canada - Montreal
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By Poil - 23/03/2013 16:06 - France - Chilly-le-vignoble
By Anonyme - 24/03/2013 05:39 - France
By mapoule - 24/03/2013 09:06 - France
By Leylee - 24/03/2013 10:24 - France - Saint-jean-des-mauvrets
Leylee tells us more.
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM (même si je n'avais pas de compte avant). Pour rétablir la réalité, car c'est vrai qu'il passe actuellement pour un affreux petit ami, ses parents habitent à 800km de là où nous faisons nos études. Il y retourne à chaques vacances scolaires, et donc pour Noël. Il a oublié mon cadeau en partant, puis également après les vacances de février, et également après les vacances d'avril.. Mais j'ai eu mon cadeau, envoyé par ses parents par la poste, en Mai !!! Et j'étais tout de même heureuse, c'est quelqu'un d'assez maladroit mais qui ne veut pas faire de mal, et on est encore ensemble aujourd'hui. Cette année, j'ai eu mon cadeau en février, malgré que je ne lui avais rien offert par précaution, en toute logique l'année prochaine ce sera en décembre !! Merci pour les commentaires!
By froucka - 24/03/2013 20:49 - France - Bordeaux
Parano
By Malouna - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By tornado - 25/03/2013 01:14 - France - Neufmoutiers-en-brie
By Mh - 25/03/2013 07:48 - France
Excel
By Coco67 - 25/03/2013 09:33 - France - Strasbourg
By A dada - 25/03/2013 09:41 - Suisse - Lausanne
By saraa - 26/03/2013 06:03 - France
Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM :)) Je ne pensais pas qu'elle serait publiée et encore moins qu'elle déchaînerai les passions comme elle l'a fait, hahaha, mais bon ça m'a bien fait rigoler de lire tout vos commentaires, donc merci ! J'étais loin d'imaginer autant de réactions! certaines drôles, d'autres farfelues et parfois carrément flippantes :))! Pour en rassurer certains, oui j'ai fait ça qu'une seule fois, et non je ne me shoot pas au sirop contre la toux hahaa !! Pour en faire taire d'autres, je ne m'apitoie pas sur mon sort, j'ai juste trouver ça très drôle d'innover un peu! :)). Je suis accro au thé et j'aime mon thé sucré ouiiiii très sucré et hier matin, mon frigo était plus vide que vide donc plutôt que d'aller en acheter, j'ai fait avec ce que j'avais sous la main hehe! Et ce produit de substitution n'étant que ponctuel, ce n'est pas trop grave d'en avoir utiliser un peu, même s'il ai vrai qu'il est plus cher que le sucre. En tout cas mon thé était délicieux, légèrement aromatisé à la fraise même! voilaaaaaaa, bonne chance a tout les étudiants que vous soyez fauchés ou non!!