By Daniella94 - 11/11/2012 01:37 - France - Marseille
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On connait la chanson…
By GazTrop - 11/11/2012 18:24 - France - Chelles
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By delivery Man. - 12/11/2012 06:10 - France
Pris !
By RouGui - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Belgique
By Anonyme - 12/11/2012 15:02 - France
Venez nombreux
By Azura980 - 12/11/2012 15:08 - France - Meximieux
By Jajou - 13/11/2012 13:45 - France - Maur
Glissade
By JohnLoutre - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Irlande - Dublin
Allez, cherche !
By Anonyme - 14/11/2012 13:48 - États-Unis - Palo Alto
Détente totale
By Anonyme - 15/11/2012 07:43 - France
By SLIMFAST - 15/11/2012 16:26 - France - Levallois-perret
Les escrocs sont partout !
By _Transformer_ - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Mantes-la-jolie
By LAGH - 16/11/2012 16:58 - France - Maubeuge
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By bouletsuisse - 16/11/2012 19:57 - France - Montpellier
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je suis l'auteur(e) de la VDM ! bon déjà, pour ma défense nous sortions d'une trèèès longue semaine de cours et j'étais bien fatiguée. ensuite, on traversait en fait des couloirs plus ou moins désaffectés en marge du service d'oncologie (oui j'ai mis cancéro dans la VDM pour que chacun comprenne), donc il n'y avait personne, le couloir était vide et je n'ai pas tout de suite réalisé qu'il communiquait avec le service !! j'ai évidemment prié pour qu'aucun malade n'entende ça, c'est vraiment horrible !! et sinon, j'étudie la bio et j'avais un cours sur la thérapie cellulaire dans un bâtiment derrière les services onco/hémato qui sont en effet bien planqués par rapport à l'hôpital principal, voilà pour la localisation ^^ et oui j'aime l'humour noir, cela n'empêche pas que comme tout le monde, le cancer me fait hyper peur et j'ai perdu des proches à cause de ça... j'ai bien aimé la personne qui disait qu'il faudrait égayer un peu les couloirs des hôpitaux, je suis plutôt d'accord, pourquoi devoir mourir dans un lieu aussi laid et triste ? bonne journée à tous et mes excuses à ceux que j'ai choqués !
By maxime - 16/11/2012 22:59 - France - Paris
Zéro
By Anonyme - 17/11/2012 13:37 - France - Soisy-sous-montmorency
Classico
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Strasbourg
By goofy - 18/11/2012 11:05 - France - Paris
By hyug - 16/12/2012 16:09 - France - Avranches
Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Merci pour le repérage de la faute "ne m'a pas vuE". Je ne sais jamais quand il faut accorder avec avoir. Pour la VDM, le petit garçon était assez turbulent mais pas méchant. Je prends le bus tous les jours, et les enfants veulent toujours demander l'arrêt. Je voulais juste être gentille, j'pensais pas que sa mère allait réagir comme ça... Non je n'ai pas dit à la mère que c'était moi qui lui avait dit de le faire. J'ai honte, mais je n'ai pas osé sur le coup, encore surprise par cette baffe.