2pas_sage

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  • Grenoble, France
  • 38 years-old
  • Monday 30 May 1988
  • In a relationship

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belfegor tells us more.

belfegor 33

lol Merci pour vos commentaires Alors oui je bosse dans l'animation et quand on est tous les jours avec des gosses de 5-6 ans, on finit par penser comme eux !! Alors quand la ptite m'a demandé "comment on fait", ben j'ai expliqué bêtement et sans réfléchir !! Les gamins ont bien sûr rien calculé mais les deux anim's derrière moi étaient mort de rire !! Après coup j'me suis rendu compte de mes conneries et bien entendu j'me suis fait vannée pendant des semaines XD Sinon LoveSniper... quand tu veux XD

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laguignewsp 0

Alors pour les curieux : l'histoire s'est passée il y a plusieurs années, oui je lui ai retiré son soutien je suis sorti avec pendant 4 mois :-). A l'époque, si j'ai accepté de vivre au dessus de chez ma mère, c'est parce qu'elle se faisait construire une nouvelle maison, cette situation n'a donc pas duré. Et pour les médisants : oui l'immeuble était à ma mère mais je payais quand même un loyer bien qu'avec une ristourne je l'avoue... Mais pourquoi avoir honte : autant en profiter quand on en a l'occasion, avec toutes les merdes qui nous arrivent dans la vie :-). Et sinon oui : j'ai une mère exceptionnelle qui pour une petite bourgeoise en a fait voir des belles à pas mal de mes copines... Et à moi-même ;-) !

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laméduse 0

je viens de m'inscrire specialement pour quelques explications: alors j'ai une epilation normale, triangle quoi...(j'aurai jamais pensé ecrire ça un jour^^) mais de voir sa tete là avec cette petite moustache, eh bien ça me fait penser à Brassens qui pour moi est celui qui me vient en premier à l'esprit quand je pense moustache....en tout cas, grosse crise de rigolade au lit, mais bon on se connait depuis longtemps donc ça pose aps de problémes ! et non, je ne lis pas Zep! ;-)

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hé c moi! 0

mdr, je n'en ai aucune idée! j'étais tellement surprise!!!! je ne lui ai jamais demandé comment il avait fait pour le mettre..... et je n'ose pas!! ha ha ha

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Eragon2 0

ça peut mettre un peu de piquant dans une relations les lieux publics ;). Bref, refroidi, pas du tout, au contraire braver l'interdit est quelque chose de très excitant =). j'attends avec impatience ma prochaine rencontre avec mon peut-etre futur beau père ^^.

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ficelledesbois 7

Hahaha non mais je vous rassure je ne suis pas "sacrément bordélique" mais je suis pas non plus une desperate housewife ! Quoi que des fois je me demande...