By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
At night, all FMLs are grey.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Mrcyansloth's favorite FMLs
You got what you wanted
By Anonymous - 19/08/2014 18:16 - United States - Glendale
Be true to your team
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Doggy Wants A Bone
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Few_Absolutes tells us more.
By LexiD19 - 31/07/2015 22:56 - United States - Fort Mill
LexiD19 tells us more.
Hey, OP here! I just started working at Subway a few days ago, so my manager is still training me on the "ways of being a sandwich artist." While making this man's sandwich, I put the cheese longest side facing each other in order to cover all the meat evenly. Well, a few hours later, my manager gets a call from the same man complaining about the cheese being "upside down." My manager thought the whole situation was hilarious and enjoyed telling all of the employees the story. She assured me I didn't do anything wrong and I've been doing great the past few days.
By sad_gay - 16/04/2009 08:40 - United States
First date blues
By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 20:15 - Canada
Creepy
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By meeranda - 01/01/2010 05:07 - France
Sensitive
By airbiscuit - 21/01/2013 12:36 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
Troubling
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By Anonymous - 23/06/2014 19:52 - United States
Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.