By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By lahiros - 30/05/2014 22:05 - Australia - Bentleigh East
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By That_Indian_Guy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Oviedo
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By jesspacheco27 - 12/12/2014 05:52 - United States - San Francisco
Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.
By Anonymous - 12/12/2014 16:02 - United States - Anchorage
By giantcuntflaps - 13/12/2014 16:03 - Australia
By missca - 16/12/2014 04:35 - Australia - Salisbury
Hey all I'm the OP, in hindsight I should have put that my Nan recently passed away, it was a couple of days earlier, and the website insists all FMLs are started with "today". Rest assured I didn't simply find out my Nan died and proceed to have sex!
By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States
By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia
By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 19:05 - United States - Brandon
By therewasnocurtain - 06/04/2015 20:07 - United States - Lewiston
By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 14:04 - United States - Lawrence
Hey you guys it's OP. Reading some of the comments have made me laugh a lot! But allow me to shed some light on the situation. So I was just entering into my third week of working at Mc Donald's when this happened. An old woman noticed the two teens go into the play structure and reported it to us. We have a strict policy that children over the age of twelve aren't allowed into the play place. Part of that reason is due to size. Anyways after trying to convince the kids to come out my manager told me to go up there and get them out. I could barely fit into the structure but they came out shortly after. It ended with both of them being banned from that restaurant and their parents being called to pick them up. I'm only working there part time because I am a student but I hope I don't have to do anything too crazy like this again.