By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By strangely - 25/07/2015 00:12 - United States - San Francisco
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By headinabag33 - 15/02/2016 01:57 - United States - Wilson
Hey...OP here. So in this theatre there are two curtains. The second one (more up stage, away from the audience) has been broken. So we just open both curtains, since the second one never opens. We perform in front of it and it's no big deal. We get some great lighting off it really, and once we had someone stand back there and shake it and looked cool. Someone fixed the second curtain without telling us. The actors were having sex behind the "broken" curtain and it opened. No one told them to stop because they were quiet, and no one wants to tell people to quit having sex... So anyway, there it is.
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By AlphonseMuchacha - 19/06/2016 01:16 - Australia
Hey all OP here. Thanks for all the kind words. For those wondering, I gave my flatmate my blessing. The guy and I dated for a little while but it didn't work out, for him at least. I still harbour feelings for him but want them both to happy. Still sucks though.
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By William - 25/11/2008 04:27 - France
Thank you all for the support! I would've never thought that this would get published. I first wanted to point out that we were on vacation out of state, very expensive vacation with a very expensive meal. Although that doesn't excuse his remarks/actions, I can see why he was in a bad mood. We had a pretty tense "vacation", there were a lot of people everywhere, foreigners that couldn't speak English, and a lot of things that my parents aren't open minded towards. I constantly have to remind my parents that "there is nothing you can do about it so don't worry about it". The comments you guys left were hilarious and I'm thankful for the ideas you gave - even if it wasn't the most serious.