Tactical nuke
By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City
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By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City
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Author's comment (pu): For the record, I did not make her feel crap about it. We laughed about it for hours before posting it on FML.
By thekyledavid - 05/08/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - Oxford
Hey, OP here. I just thought that you guys might be interested in knowing that the contest was actually rigged. One of the judges and the winner were in cahoots, and they halved the prize money. They were found out and had to return the money. I still wasn't ranked high enough to win though, but at least now I lost to someone who submitted actual art.
By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 17:56 - United States - Camarillo
I'm surprised mine got published! And yeah, I was furious with her. Consider her unfriended!