By jolan134679 - 02/07/2008 07:30
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
See, one of you was right.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
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You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
By jolan134679 - 02/07/2008 07:30
By Anonyme - 02/07/2008 10:29
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By lavoix - 02/07/2008 22:51
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By cristouf74 - 03/07/2008 13:09
lol nan nan j'ai refusé le café ça va pas ! J'ai vite mis mes chaussettes, mes chaussures et j'ai dit que je devais rentrer chez moi et aller travailler , dailleurs si vous voulez tout savoir (j'avais pas de place pour poster la suite) après cet épisode , je me suis posé sur un banc public et j'ai dormi deux heures en attendant d'aller au travail !
By rouliette - 03/07/2008 16:14
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By Maxux - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By petit kiwi - 05/07/2008 10:52
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de la VDM, je viens des années après donner mes petites explications ... De nature tête en l'air oui je suis sortie avec ma serviette sur la tête sans m'en rendre compte car quand je me douche je me maquille et m'habille avant de me coiffer, je retire ma serviette en dernier , histoire de ne pas avoir les cheveux dans les yeux quand je me maquille et de ne pas mouiller mes vêtements avec mes cheveux ... L'été je porte des ballerines, donc pas eu besoin de baisser la tête pour faire mes lacets, et en ce qui concerne la voiture, je fais 1m54 donc je touche rarement le plafond de la voiture ;) ! Le principal c'est tout de même que j'ai pensé à m'habiller . Bien contente que ma VDM soit publiée merci à l'équipe de modération !
By tak7321 - 05/07/2008 15:35
By quentarino73 - 05/07/2008 17:04
Je n'y retournerai evidemment jamais (en plus la bouffe y est dégueu). Pour l'article, hélas, j'ai retranscrit mot pour mot ce qu'elle m'a dit (je n'aime pas les clichés non plus). Et non, ce n'est pas un fake. :)