Déception
By mamanhulk - 12/03/2009 11:44
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
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By mamanhulk - 12/03/2009 11:44
By Anonyme - 12/03/2009 21:14
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By ben_voyons - 13/03/2009 17:59
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By shuffle - 16/03/2009 16:45
#22 Euh non, c'est pas inspiré du blog de quelqu'un d'autre, c'est vraiment arrivé -_-' Au moins ça aura fait marrer mes collègues (et moi aussi après coup)
By romainot - 16/03/2012 17:36
By Pull - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Canop - 17/03/2009 08:44
On a l'habitude de le traiter de coquin (sens premier du mot) lorsqu'il essaie de nous amadouer avec des sourires ou des calins opportuns... Il a emmagasiné, c'est tout... C'est juste la situation qui était drole (pas sur le coup je l'avoue). Merci pour les commentaires.
By L-N-H-O-aux_fesses - 17/03/2009 10:59
By Divine - 17/03/2009 12:42
Hé hé... Géniaux vos commentaires.. Certains valident, d'autres pas.. c'est normal, on peut rire de tout, mais pas avec tout le monde. Je remercie le statisticien qui nous informe que 110% de la populasse pue de la gueule au réveil. Probable. En revanche, est ce que ces 110 % se prennent un skud en retour d'une charmante attention? Moins probable. J'attire aussi votre attention sur le fait de choisir Divine comme pseudo et d'informer tout le monde qu'on pue de la gueule au réveil, ça démontre qd meme une certaine autodérision... Et je concluerai par mon chouchou... Cher Zagos, pour le "chien crevé du p'tit dej".. Comment te dire? Quand on aime on compte pas... ceci dit, après un café au bureau c'est ni vu ni connu... Divinement votre...
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By MadLau - 20/03/2009 16:24
Oui ben je suis bien consciente que c'est pas idéal comme situation d'être au téléphone ne roulant, en même temps c'était sur une route de campagne, je roulais pas comme une ravagée et y avait personne. Sauf la voiture dans lesquels ils mettent les radars justement, et qui me suivait en faisant les appels de phares... Je suis en Suisse, donc 100.- d'amende pour le téléphone. Et ils ont même pas ri...