Desperate
By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada
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By yourmainman - 28/01/2013 05:03 - Canada
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By Anonymous - 20/04/2013 16:34 - Thailand
I'm the op :) The song is called "Choudo ii ino" which means, "It's just right" if you look up the lyrics for it (with the english translation) it becomes pretty obvious what it's about. my friend is Japanese, she told me what it meant.