Indoctrination?
By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego
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By homo fuckofftus - 22/05/2015 17:10 - United States - San Diego
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By shavednipples - 11/10/2015 17:59 - United States - Lake Forest
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!
By Anonymous - 13/10/2015 07:35 - United States - Davis
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By erase_my_ears - 27/10/2015 02:41 - United States
Op here, I appreciate the support and understanding from all of u! I'm so sorry that happened to u a lot #68. I laughed at some of the more perverted comments and their responses, and I appreciate that no one has made any homophobic remarks. My parents weren't being too graphic, but they were making a lot of inferences and putting on the moves. It was not fun. Keep up all the hilarious comments! I can't believe this got accepted!!! XD
By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:25 - Germany - Herford
By Kidsthesedays - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Neots
By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly
I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well
By mini matthylde - 19/11/2015 09:57 - France - Nantes
By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 12:44 - United Kingdom - Cardiff
By elena02 - 21/11/2015 19:45 - United States - Wayne
By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross
My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!