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By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia
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By angkal2002 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia
By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul
By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood
By anonymous - 08/12/2014 23:23 - United States - New Baltimore
By duncan74 - 10/12/2014 03:23 - France - Balma
By Che_likes_you - 12/12/2014 15:15 - Australia - Melbourne
By Lisa - 16/12/2014 03:38 - United States - Lees Summit
By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta
By Mr_snuggels - 24/12/2014 20:05 - Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:54 - United Kingdom - Southend
By idkgiraffes - 28/12/2014 03:57 - United States - Everett
OP here, she eventually caved and gave it to me but she said "if House of Cards randomly stops, I know who to blame."
By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend
By BlondePsycho - 30/12/2014 04:14 - United States - New York
OP here to answer your question, yes it is a woman doing this, and shes not religious or modest in the least, her phones background photo is a picture of her own ass in a thong bikini while she tries to stare at the camera over her shoulder. I work on a different floor with a different bathroom so thankfully i never saw the offense myself but i had a number of complaints from women that they walked in on her with her pants down splashing around in the sink and any attempts to confront her about this result in her either ignoring that shes being spoken to or bursting into tears and denying shes doing anything wrong, (Which is bulls*** i have atleast 8 witnesses to the contrary) Better still, my male supervisors both find this hilarious and dont want to deal with it for fear of being accused of sexual harassment. I was going to post a sign in the bathroom along the lines of "Please do not wash your venereal diseased ****** in our sink" but our lawyer says this is inappropriate so i guess i have to make something else. Bottom line is if youre making people uncomfortable in your office maybe you should find some other place to douche yourself.
By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Canada - Victoria
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States
By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States
By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia
By bingalingading - 03/01/2015 01:46 - United States - Owosso
By whatajerk - 03/01/2015 03:11 - United States - Gainesville
By KD - 04/01/2015 21:53 - United States - Simi Valley
Hello, OP here. I've notice quite a few comments similar to this. So, I'll set the record straight on why my cat is "bigger", instead of assuming I'm a bad "cat parent". My cat has a metabolism disorder... Which means he doesn't have the same working digestive system as a regular cat. Which was caused by genetics from his mother, who was also an obese cat that also had a metabolism disorder as well. He was always a bigger cat. But now as he's getting older I've noticed his size increasing. I have talked to the vet about this. Since, Micky (my cat) is in good health, she just suggested to slowly make my indoor cat an outdoor cat, to try to make Micky more active in his daily routine, we also made changes into his diet. Every Time I let Micky outside I watch him, since he is not originally an outdoor cat. Therefore, it was a coincidence that Micky was feeling very adventurous as was trying to climb the fence, pooped himself, and fell in it. I agree, **** the cats life... But, guess who had to clean the mess?